How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.