What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.