What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."