What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.