What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.