What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard