What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!