What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.