What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !