What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.