If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl