If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.