How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again