Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.