Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.