Good Husband Jokes

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.