Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.