What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open