What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open