What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open