What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious