What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.