Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.