Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!