What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Jalapeno Business Jokes More Jalapeno Business Jokes

Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!