What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats