What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.