What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.