What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.