What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.