When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship