When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log