Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...