Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Because he was always pinching things.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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It was in A-minor

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...