Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)