Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.