Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning