When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write