Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....