Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!