Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.