Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.