Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps