How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.