What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.