What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

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What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.