What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

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