What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems?

A feminist.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.