What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

What do feminists and zookeepers have in common?

Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards