Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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Just take some steps to avoid them!

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You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Matador

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Because he picks his ears!

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