What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.