Ciabatta very good!
A speech impediment. AY!
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
A woman with a towel fetish
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.