How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON