What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!