What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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I only loved you for your body!"

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.