What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

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What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.