Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".