Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C