What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.