What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere