Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

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What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.