Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.