Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.