Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!