Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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So blind people can hate them to

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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They both have an alge-bra.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.