Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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