How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.