How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple