Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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When Jesus cleared the temple.
because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Corny jokes.
Ba dum ship.
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
A whale with a table taped to it.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Namaste
They both have ornamental balls
The light's witch !
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Cause he been solo.
WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Same reason children don't attack their parents...
