Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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When Jesus cleared the temple.
because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
They're not trigger errors.
They tend to be shells of their former selves
Collecting his thoughts.
Thought you said psychopath.
Namaste
A monk-ey
G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference
Clearly not this one!
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
Call out "B-52"
Because it ran out of cluck !
It ran to the unstable.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
The vaults!
An oxymormon
A mormoff!
