Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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When Jesus cleared the temple.
because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
When there are no attachments
Because the friar rises!
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
The vaults!
He had a lot of aspirations.
They never want to log off.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Salt Lick City
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Toucan play at that game
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
