When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary