When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary