When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste