How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Disk Drive Jokes More Disk Drive Jokes

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.