What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.