What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.