What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.