What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.