How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.