Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.