Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!