Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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A firecracker

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!