Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!