Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.