What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.