What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage