Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.