Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.