How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.