Because he could only make 14 point turns.
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Long time no sea.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
