Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.