Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.